For articles that just dont compute.
“"It's a new day. Nothing can bring me down. I Have Confidence.", "ABC to Date Me", "Do You Like...I Have Confidence
“Okay, you've just got kicked out of Habbo FOR SUCKING BIG FAT HAIRY COCKS. That's okay. You got...ABC to Date Me
“LOLcats are a race of cats who speak only in broken English. They are the most random of all...LOLcats