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Penguins are birds who can't fly because they fail. People say they live only in Antarctica but I bet there's one in your bedroom, watching you be cool on Club Penguin. And right behind your chair sneaking onto Club Penguin and make that failure called Google embarrass you in front of anyone that's in your house while the computer isn't temporarily shutting off because of the pure Poop. And they peck you bad. Plus they made an army called the Army of CWAAAZY Penguins, who are the real monsters under your baby sister's bed. Then once she pees all over her bed and the pee ruins the house, they move on to ANOTHER house with a 3 year old girl.

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