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SPAM is a rather disgusting meat that is grown on trees from Soviet Russia.

HistoryEdit

SPAM's history goes as far back as anyone can remember.

It was traditionally said to have been magically created by Yob while he was throwing cream pies at a toilet, who explicitly denies it.

Well, nobody knows where it came from, but everyone does know that for centuries it has been the best-selling food ever grown.

It has been used in numerous famous wars and face-slapping matches and so far every penguin and puffle that have ever existed have eaten at least 1.

TasteEdit

SPAM tastes like the following foods all combined:

TriviaEdit

  • Candypears are made out of genetically modified SPAM.
  • Yob, even though some said that he made it, hates spam with a passion but strangely loves candypears.

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